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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary roadmaps to companies who already know the answer.
Professional slide-flipper and corporate jargon connoisseur.
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Slides that actually hit the bottom line.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite board-ready slide decks overnight
You produce high-level strategy slides and pitch digital transformation roadmaps to C-suite executives in high-pressure boardrooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually about to fire someone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce perfectly formatted charts from raw data exports.
Month 4
AI predicts market shifts faster than your brainstorming sessions can.
Month 8
Digital agents deliver pitches directly to executive inboxes.
Month 12
Sensors map internal workflows without needing your discovery meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The consulting contract is cancelled in favor of an API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
84
Slides produced weekly
Negative
Value added per hour
99%
Buzzword usage density
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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