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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour cyber degree is just a receipt for expensive, outdated PDF files.
Junior degree-haver with more paper than actual skills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Degrees are for printers, not humans.
split.youAI▸ CERTI-KILL V1.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your cloud infrastructure by accident
You collect certifications like stickers. Soon, an automated agent will configure the entire network for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically plug the Ethernet cable into the right port.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models pass every single certification exam in seconds.
Week 9
Smart agents configure servers better than any intern.
Month 3
The market stops caring about your paper trophies.
Month 4
Autonomous bots handle all your helpdesk password resets.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a script that never forgets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Too many
Certifications held
Zero days
Real world experience
Infinite
Debt ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated IT forums.
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