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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your tuition into a crash course on total obsolescence.
Professional password-resetter and printer-jiggler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing for an automated campus.
squeeze.you▸ HELPBOT STUDENT-ADMIN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite tickets without complaining about pay
You reset passwords and image laptops for students. Your job is basically a human helpdesk ticketing system.
The one thing AI can't do
You actually know which printer on campus is consistently broken for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Password resets shift to self-service portals with biometric verification.
Month 4
Software-defined networking handles laptop imaging without a technician present.
Month 8
IoT printers auto-report errors and fix minor jams remotely.
Month 12
Language models resolve 99 percent of helpdesk queries instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of local scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
3 seconds
Average password reset time
99.9 percent
Ticket resolution satisfaction
Too much
Coffee consumed while idle
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your exit.
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