Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #u7tph8j5
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou monitor systems that exist only to monitor your eventual replacement.
Professional gatekeeper of the office Wi-Fi and patience.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy without the coffee breaks.
split.you▸ ADMINBOT SYSCORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resets all credentials while you are sleeping
You manage hardware inventories, reset forgotten passwords, and troubleshoot network outages for tired office employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the server room smells like ozone at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots replace your manual ticket categorization and basic responses.
Month 4
Users reset their own access via secure biometric verification portals.
Month 8
Cloud agents push patches to every device without your intervention.
Month 11
Self-optimizing hardware detects and reroutes traffic around local outages.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your admin access is revoked and the console is turned off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
100 percent
Password reset success
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One USB stick containing your entire personal search history.
Discussion
