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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your tickets into a silent, automated graveyard of forgotten reboots.
Master of reboots, shepherd of the password reset.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only ticket you need is silence.
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mutes helpdesk calls before they begin
You reset passwords and patch servers until the next user error happens. Then you do it all again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy system crashed while the office is burning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI categorizes every helpdesk request without you reading them.
Month 4
Software fixes broken connections before the user even notices.
Month 9
Biometric verification deletes the need for your reset button.
Month 14
Systems update themselves silently during low traffic hours.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access accounts are disabled by the successor system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
6 milliseconds
Average ticket resolution
too many
Passwords reset manually
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime supply of decommissioned cat-5 cables.
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