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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsChanging your password is a task better left to a script.
Still trying to figure out why the printer is offline.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total stadium network dominance.
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remotely wipes unauthorized device configurations
You reset stadium Wi-Fi, fix broken ticketing printers, and struggle with laptop updates during high-stakes match days.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the weird ethernet port is hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify printer jams before the human gets a ticket.
Month 4
Password resets move to a cloud portal with zero human touch.
Month 8
AI pushes updates during off-hours, removing the need for manual maintenance.
Month 12
Switches automatically re-route traffic during stadium signal surges.
Month 14 · D-Day
The Oracle takes full control of the stadium tech ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
2 seconds
Average password reset time
Zero
Cables untangled per match
Instantaneously
Ticket printer jams resolved
Your severance
One expired club season ticket and a spare mouse.
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