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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning it off and on again is a task for scripts.
Professional gatekeeper of the office Wi-Fi password.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before users complain.
glub.youAI▸ HELPDESK-OS V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user errors in real time
You reset passwords and tell people to restart their computers. Your career is a glorified FAQ page.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of panic when a user deletes their entire department folder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your knowledge base becomes a self-healing AI interface.
Month 4
Algorithms handle incoming requests before they reach your queue.
Month 8
Agents push patches and updates without user intervention.
Month 13
Natural language processing resolves issues via simple chat.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final ticket is closed, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
User frustration level
None
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset service.
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