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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support and Network Administrator jobs? · Latest report #9c7dwbqi
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a glorified reset button that eventually stops working.
Professional cable-untangler and password-reset technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes your network before you even notice.
ow.youAI▸ ADMINBOT SYSCORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire office infrastructure at midnight
You juggle ticket queues, server rack maintenance, and manual hardware rollouts. The machine does it all better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is making a wrong noise just by walking by.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify faulty hardware before you even get a ticket.
Month 6
AI scripts resolve standard password requests and connectivity issues autonomously.
Month 12
Automated provisioning stations image and configure hardware without human hands.
Month 16
Robotic arms replace failing drive modules while the server runs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final network handoff completes and your admin access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Coffee consumed per week
Zero
Accidental cable pulls
Your severance
One legacy server rack and a bag of zip-ties.
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