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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Support and Security jobs? · Latest report #6xfrhdmb
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to reset passwords is no match for our scripts.
Professional password resetter and fire-wall paper-pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network lockdown, zero human intervention.
nom.you▸ SENTINELNET V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they happen
You spend days resetting forgotten passwords and scanning networks for security holes while ignoring annoying red alert tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry executive why their printer isn't printing in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent reads your queue and closes tickets automatically.
Month 5
Biometric logins replace your annoying password reset manual process.
Month 10
Software detects and patches security holes before you wake up.
Month 14
System permissions are revoked while you take a lunch break.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access card stops working and the servers run themselves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.002 seconds
Average password reset time
99.9 percent
Human error rate
3 liters daily
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-time credit for a cloud storage account.
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