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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support and Warehouse Maintenance jobs? · Latest report #xm2ghuj7
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May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou fix cables and leaky pipes while waiting for tickets to close.
Cable wrangler and printer whisperer at the edge of chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the physical and digital, simultaneously.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITEGUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores network connectivity via physical cable routing
You triage hardware tickets and repair warehouse infrastructure, from broken Ethernet jacks to malfunctioning conveyor sensors.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which switch to kick when the server rack hums weirdly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents resolve password resets before the human opens the console.
Month 4
Connected vibration sensors catch conveyor motor failure before the belt breaks.
Month 15
Warehouse robots swap out failed printer modules without human intervention.
Year 1.9
Network switches reroute traffic instantly when cable integrity degrades.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site reaches full autonomy and requires zero physical onsite oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
2 minutes
Ticket response time
99.99 percent
Average uptime
zero
Hardware failures per shift
Your severance
One complimentary cat-6 crimping tool and a handshake.
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