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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour keyboard is a bridge, and I am the demolition crew.
Tier 1 and 2 gatekeeper of the login screen.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No hold music, no human error.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclosures every ticket in the queue
Logging technical tickets and escalating issues from frustrated office workers in the finance sector.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of panic when a managing director loses a file.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An algorithm begins categorizing every support ticket before you even read it.
Week 9
Automated identity scripts handle all account lockouts without your manual intervention.
Month 4
Generative agents answer user queries directly with high-confidence resolutions.
Month 6
Systems automatically ping and repair workstation errors before the user notices.
Month 7 · D-Day
The support portal is fully automated and your login credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero
Human patience remaining
Negligible
Escalation rate
Your severance
One complimentary virtual pat on your digital back.
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