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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour troubleshooting skills are just a chatbot with a longer wait.
Professional screen-sharer and router-rebooter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing networks for the modern office.
nom.you▸ NETFIXER PRO 5.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user errors in real time
You reset passwords and explain why the Wi-Fi is slow. Then you upsell businesses on cloud migration software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a user's voice during a crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every bottleneck in the client's local network instantly.
Month 4
A chatbot handles password resets and standard hardware questions flawlessly.
Month 8
Switches and routers now fix their own connection errors automatically.
Month 12
AI models generate perfect network diagrams and security audits monthly.
Month 16 · D-Day
The human is removed from the loop entirely for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Avg password resets daily
8 hours
Time spent listening to printers
Extreme
Client confusion factor
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic cloud backup service.
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