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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #dzva6b53
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your turn-it-off-and-on-again ritual into a silent, instant background process.
Professional breaker of passwords and dreamer of sleep.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution for the impatient.
no no noyouAI▸ TICKETMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes panicked users during voice calls
You triage tickets, reset passwords, and manage hardware deployments across the office. Your clipboard is your only personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in an end-user's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI filters your ticket queue to remove user errors automatically.
Month 4
User portal takes over every single password reset request instantly.
Month 10
New laptops provision themselves via cloud image on first boot.
Month 15
Chatbots handle all printer troubleshooting through vision-guided diagnostic scripts.
Month 18 · D-Day
The ticket queue is officially deleted and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 milliseconds
Average ticket dwell time
99.9 percent
Password reset success rate
0 units
Unnecessary meetings attended
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a heartfelt software patch.
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