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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support Desk jobs? · Latest report #8qe59ccq
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning your infinite 'have you tried restarting' loop into a singular crash.
Professional password-reset artist and printer-jam therapist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even finish typing.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward user silences
You reset passwords and read documentation to fix broken software. Your job is an endless script-reading exercise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of panic in a senior manager's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated chatbots handle the simple password resets and FAQs.
Week 6
System agents auto-fix common driver issues without human interaction.
Month 3
AI prioritizes all incoming requests to remove human bias.
Month 4
Machines detect failing hardware before users even notice problems.
Month 6 · D-Day
The entire support portal shifts to fully autonomous ticket resolution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
42 percent
Empathy simulation level
100 percent
Percentage of 'have you tried restarting'
Your severance
A decommissioned keyboard and a 'Helpful' sticker.
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