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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #7bcydud8
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your server rack into a very expensive decorative metal shelf.
Expert in fixing things doctors broke ten minutes ago.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Servers that patch themselves before you wake.
split.youAI▸ NETOPS-CLOUD AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes old office firmware
You troubleshoot basic hardware issues and maintain network infrastructure for medical offices. Your job ends when systems self-heal.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that specific printer cable is taped to the wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify hardware failures before your phone starts ringing.
Month 3
Local servers move to the cloud, removing your primary tasks.
Month 6
Smart switches reset their own ports without human intervention.
Month 10
Workstations image themselves over the network via zero-touch setup.
Month 14 · D-Day
The local server room is repurposed into a patient waiting area.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.99 percent
Average uptime required
40 minutes
Ticket response delay
3 cups
Coffee consumed per patch
Your severance
A vintage rack-mount server and a stiff handshake.
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