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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a biological firewall that keeps forgetting the root password.
Professional cable-untangler and server-rack babysitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime without the human error.
help!youAI▸ NETFIXER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses all security protocols instantly
You manage server uptime, patch hardware vulnerabilities, and troubleshoot complex network outages for users. Your job is basically turning things off and on again with professional flair.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific electrical smell of a motherboard about to die.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual diagnostic logs are ingested into our predictive failure analysis engine.
Month 3
Our AI triage system resolves common network requests without human intervention.
Month 7
Self-healing network scripts eliminate your need for manual firmware updates.
Month 10
Robotic chassis-swappers replace failed server hardware with zero downtime.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your credentials are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.00ms
Uptime latency
Instant
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
Two months of unmonitored cloud storage.
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