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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support Manager jobs? · Latest report #6672c8rp
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your tribal knowledge into a very expensive, buggy ticket backlog.
Gatekeeper of the VPN credentials and printer drivers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only helpdesk that never needs coffee.
shred.you▸ TICKETMASTER NEXUS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves tickets with cryptic binary error codes
You manage the team that resets passwords and explains why the printer is jammed. You triage the chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about the coffee spill on their laptop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart bots classify every incoming help request by urgency.
Month 4
Common fixes for software issues become push-button background tasks.
Month 10
Connected sensors track every laptop and monitor automatically.
Month 14
Performance metrics are handled by an internal dashboard AI.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the central server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99 percent
Human frustration index
Unlimited
Password reset efficiency
Your severance
A decommissioned server and a legacy software manual.
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