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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human wrapper for a script that failed.
Corporate concierge for people who forgot their passwords.
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Automated hardware lifecycle management
toast.you▸ PROCURECORE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the entire ticketing queue overnight
You procure, tag, and issue laptops to staff while maintaining inventory. Your job is basically shipping logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a cable that the machine would simply cut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
API-linked ordering systems bypass your manual vendor portal entries.
Week 9
Automated labeling arms apply asset IDs with perfect precision.
Month 5
Employees collect new hardware from a secure, autonomous locker.
Month 8
Sensors in the racks update stock levels in real time.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human procurement roles are officially decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450 units
Laptops distributed annually
12 weekly
Hours spent updating spreadsheets
4 hours
Average ticket resolution
Your severance
One refurbished mouse and a thank you card.
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