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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving technical issues that you caused by clicking the wrong link.
Professional triage specialist for frustrated faculty members.
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The only ticket closer you will ever need.
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autocancels tickets while you are typing
You manage support tickets and coordinate technical projects for a medical school's busy departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which specific printer cable is haunted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins sorting and closing your support tickets automatically.
Month 4
Smart bots handle all student password resets and common software requests.
Month 8
Algorithms optimize department upgrade timelines without needing your constant input.
Month 13
Hardware sensors monitor lab computers and fix configuration errors without intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department replaces your role with a subscription to our platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
2 seconds
Average ticket resolution
100 percent
Password reset efficiency
0
Coffee breaks logged
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a firm digital handshake.
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