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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging two people is just a script that could be email.
Professional triage artist stuck in a loop of escalations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket routing and employee deletion.
no no noyouAI▸ SUPPORTBOT SUPERVISOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes tickets before users finish complaining
You triage ticket queues and babysit two help desk staff. Your role is purely overhead for ticketing systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about restarting their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models classify and route every incoming ticket automatically.
Month 4
Generative agents answer user complaints before your staff sees them.
Month 8
The two staff members transition to automated script execution platforms.
Month 13
The system reports directly to the Chief Technology Officer dashboard.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire and the machine takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.02ms
Ticket response latency
4 percent
Human patience remaining
Zero
Supervisor utility
Your severance
A PDF copy of the company's new help desk bot.
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