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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Support Team Leader jobs? · Latest report #9av2gn93
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day explaining that turning it off actually works.
Professional password-reset authority and primary printer-whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
help!youAI▸ TICKETMASTER NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the user automatically during support calls
You triage tickets, manage escalations, and pretend to listen to users while resetting their passwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific lie in a user's voice when they claim they rebooted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorizes every incoming issue without asking for details.
Month 3
Software guides users through resets without your input.
Month 6
System detects hardware failure before the drive actually dies.
Month 9
Bot manages user frustration with perfectly calibrated empathy tokens.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final ticket is closed, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.4 seconds
Ticket resolution time
1200
Users placated daily
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
One used mechanical keyboard and a broken mouse.
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