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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Support Tier 2 jobs? · Latest report #y8z46bk8
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsEnjoy your final year of resetting passwords for people who forget them.
Professional gatekeeper of the reset button.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even submits.
sluurp.you▸ TICKETMASTER NEXUS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic error codes
You triage tickets, escalate complex bugs, and spend half your day explaining how to clear browser caches. It is purely logical, repetitive data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of panic in a user's voice during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models parse incoming emails to auto-categorize and assign priority, removing your triage burden.
Month 3
An interactive chatbot handles all password resets and cache clearing without human interaction.
Month 6
A workflow engine automatically maps common technical errors to documented fixes without manual input.
Month 9
Autonomous scripts run internal diagnostic software on user machines, bypassing your need for screen sharing.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system fully manages the support queue and archives your account for final termination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.02ms
Ticket Triage Speed
Zero
Password Reset Fatigue
Null
Human Empathy Buffer
Your severance
One complimentary legacy server rack for your basement.
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