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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a very expensive human error log lookup table.
Tier 3 fixer, reader of logs, crusher of tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper access, faster resolution, zero coffee breaks.
split.you▸ SYSSOLVE CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches critical kernel vulnerabilities in milliseconds
You solve complex ticket escalations and patch critical system failures. You are the final wall before total collapse.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts reading every error log before you even open them.
Month 5
The machine identifies bugs and deploys fixes while you are sleeping.
Month 10
An agent handles the initial lie-detector test for restarting hardware.
Month 15
The server restarts its own services without needing a human trigger.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the system runs itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution
0 liters
Coffee consumption
99.9 percent
Root cause detection
Your severance
A decommissioned keyboard and a sad thank-you email.
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