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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Sysadmin and Support jobs? · Latest report #d4785i6m
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day resetting passwords that AI already forgot.
Gatekeeper of the ticket queue and coffee machine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime, zero human error.
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patches your entire fleet while you sleep
You manage servers, push patches, and fix printer connectivity issues for people who can't find the start button.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the legacy server smells like ozone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts and resolves simple password reset tickets instantly.
Month 4
Smart agents detect and fix connectivity issues before users notice them.
Month 10
The local server room is decommissioned for centralized cloud management.
Month 15
System agents identify vulnerabilities and apply patches without manual intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
All IT operations are fully managed by the autonomous oversight system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
tickets resolved per day
12
hours spent in panic
100
average password resets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated terminal emulator.
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