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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT System Administrator jobs? · Latest report #h53rc4wu
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is just a long script that happens to breathe.
Professional gatekeeper of the local area network.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infrastructure that self-heals while you sleep.
oof.you▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire network in three milliseconds
You manage servers, install patches, and reset passwords for people who lose their own identities twice a week.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug a cable when the software is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters your support queue to handle basic password resets.
Month 4
Software updates deploy themselves during low-traffic windows without human oversight.
Month 8
Systems automatically detect and fix their own configuration drifts and errors.
Month 13
One interface replaces your manual command line sessions entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system no longer requires your credentials to remain operational.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.999
Average uptime in nines
450
Tickets closed per second
Zero
Manual interventions required
Your severance
One free pass to reboot your own life.
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