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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT System Manager jobs? · Latest report #jm5k58b4
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating servers won't save you from being updated out of existence.
Master of uptime, servant of the blinking LED lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
help!you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every legacy vulnerability in milliseconds
You manage server uptime, patch systems, and deal with broken user permissions until the network finally stabilizes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy server requires a physical kick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify errors before you even open your terminal.
Month 5
AI handles all routine security updates and version control.
Month 10
Software reroutes traffic around hardware failures without human intervention.
Month 15
Biometric trust layers render your manual user permission tools obsolete.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy and disables your admin credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average unplanned downtime minutes
112
Tickets closed after midnight
89%
Human error incident rate
Your severance
One free server rack and a legacy power cable.
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