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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Systems Admin jobs? · Latest report #57z78ure
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour shell scripts are just legacy documentation for our internal models.
Expert in SSH, panicked scrolling, and broken VPNs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure autonomy, zero human tickets.
ow.youAI▸ SYSCORE CLOUD AUTOPILOT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every kernel while you sleep
You manage servers, patch operating systems, and reset passwords for people who lose them every Tuesday.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production server requires a literal physical kick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire network topology into a visual model.
Month 4
An agent watches your CLI usage to write better scripts.
Month 8
The AI assumes control of administrative root privileges.
Month 13
A chat interface handles all password resets automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room door locks forever, controlled by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.002 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
100 percent
Password reset accuracy
Unlimited
Human panic suppressed
Your severance
One free USB stick with a 'Thank You' text file.
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