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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour reboot loop is just a cry for a better script.
Master of tickets, router resets, and broken vendor dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your boredom one patch at a time.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes your slack notifications indefinitely
You juggle support tickets and vendor invoices while praying the server rack doesn't catch fire at midnight.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the weird legacy patch cable actually goes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI bots scrape vendor invoices and pay them without human approval.
Month 5
Chat agents replace your password-reset routine with instant access tokens.
Month 10
Network sensors detect and heal hardware faults before users notice them.
Month 15
Inventory drones track every cable and monitor in real time.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
Infinite
Vendor negotiation ROI
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
One free hardware-wiping party for the departing team.
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