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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to explain why the server is down again.
Master of tickets, martyr of the weekend maintenance window.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure autonomy, zero human tickets.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OMNI V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates all firewall rule updates instantly
You manage internal network uptime, user access rights, and hardware procurement. You babysit legacy server infrastructure daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which cable not to pull.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI triages and closes all support requests without your input.
Month 4
Physical server rooms move to virtual instances managed by code.
Month 9
Self-healing security software replaces all manual patch management rituals.
Month 14
Smart sensors track hardware lifecycle without spreadsheets.
Month 19 · D-Day
System access revoked as the machine assumes full network control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Nano-seconds
Ticket resolution speed
100 percent
Human error probability
Critical levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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