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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Systems Technician jobs? · Latest report #hqmrxwck
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your final years of unplugging things and plugging them back in.
Master of the blinky lights and the 'did you try rebooting?'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the office one restart at a time.
wheee!you▸ SYSADMIN-NULL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches all critical security vulnerabilities instantly
You spend your days resetting passwords and swapping out failed hard drives. Your existence is essentially a glorified reboot button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is about to fail just by its smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts handling all basic password reset requests.
Month 4
Smart sensors detect drive failures before you even get a ticket.
Month 8
Centralized management software pushes all updates without human input.
Month 13
Robotic cabinets begin tracking and ordering all spare parts automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final server rack is sealed, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 daily
Average tickets solved
infinite
Cables tangled
99 percent
Useless restarts performed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated helpdesk.
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