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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Tech Specialist jobs? · Latest report #49tjuhhu
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified cable untangler with admin rights.
Tier 2 troubleshooter of office printers and human incompetence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning off and on until it works
splat.you▸ SYSADMIN-AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces security policies through automatic hardware lockdown
Managing user tickets and resetting passwords while praying the server room stays cool.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically plug the power cord back in when it falls out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters and solves basic password reset requests instantly.
Month 4
Sensors track every mouse and monitor without human counting.
Month 8
Software reroutes traffic automatically before you wake up.
Month 12
Robotic arms in the rack replace failed server drives.
Month 14 · D-Day
The login credentials for humans are officially disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
94 percent
Unnecessary password resets
45 units
Cable ties consumed daily
Your severance
One lifetime supply of compressed air cans.
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