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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour knowledge base is just our next training dataset.
Professional password restorer and printer-error whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket resolution for the weary.
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patches vulnerabilities before you find the ticket
You reset passwords and image laptops for professors who still use default screen savers. Your job is terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a professor is lying about spilling coffee on their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every help request before you even see it.
Month 4
Deployment scripts now handle imaging without manual hardware intervention.
Month 8
Self-service portals manage permissions without your manual entry.
Month 13
Software-defined networking automates port assignments and connectivity fixes.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system runs itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Average password resets daily
6 hours
Average time spent listening to printer woes
99 percent
User frustration levels handled
Your severance
A decommissioned monitor and a warm firm handshake.
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