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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy being the human bridge between a restart button and reality.
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Automated ticket resolution and hardware deployment unit.
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patches software silently while you blink
You answer help desk tickets and physically set up desktop computers all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically tell when a user has unplugged their own power cable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over password resets and common error responses.
Month 4
Network-based deployment wipes your manual setup tasks.
Month 8
Small gantry arms automate desktop unboxing and asset tagging.
Month 12
Sensor arrays detect hardware failure before you get the ticket.
Month 14 · D-Day
The help desk phone number is permanently redirected to a bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
12 units
Hardware setups per hour
100 percent
Human frustration levels ignored
Your severance
A decommissioned USB hub and a sad handshake.
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