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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human-shaped buffer between a user and Google.
Professional password-resetter and printer-jiggler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even submits.
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You reset passwords, clear cache files, and endure endless, repetitive complaints about basic hardware and software glitches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of frustration when a CEO forgets their own password.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language bots index every past ticket to mimic your responses.
Month 3
Sensors identify device errors before the user even clicks submit.
Month 6
Background scripts restart hung services without human intervention or oversight.
Month 10
Biometric hardware replaces passwords, removing your primary reason for existence.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final server rack is installed and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Average tickets per shift
88%
Percentage of issues solved by restarting
0.1s
Seconds until machine ignores user
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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