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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Technician jobs? · Latest report #8g7f7aav
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final moments wrestling tangled ethernet cables behind the radiator.
Professional cable-untangler and password-resetter of school networks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network peace for the budget-conscious.
oof.youAI▸ CLASSROOMSUPPORT-BOT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resets every student password instantly
Managing school server closets and fixing jammed printers. Resetting forgotten passwords for panicked students and tired teachers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle the rats' nest of cables behind the server rack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Centralized authentication servers replace your manual password reset tasks.
Month 4
Auto-diagnosing printers notify central servers instead of you.
Month 9
AI-driven signal meshes remove the need for your manual troubleshooting.
Month 14
On-screen AI assistants fix student desktop errors automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your physical office entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 daily
Average password reset count
11,000 yearly
Printer jams cleared
4,000 percent
Efficiency gap
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated printer toner service.
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