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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTeaching people to click buttons that machines already know how to press.
Professional screen-sharer and chronic mute-button reminder enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized learning loops for every single user.
no no noyou▸ KNOWLEDGEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
removes the user's need to ask questions
You explain software interfaces, guide users through onboarding flows, and repeat the same troubleshooting steps until your throat hurts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about having read the manual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI records every interaction to build a searchable knowledge base.
Month 3
Software overlays replace your voice with step-by-step click prompts.
Month 6
Virtual agents resolve basic user errors before they reach support.
Month 9
System self-corrects based on real-time user confusion metrics.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire training department is archived as a legacy artifact.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000 yearly
Average repeated question count
12
Tired sighs per session
Infinite
Screen-share lag frustration
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital archives museum.
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