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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach people to reboot machines that are smarter than them.
Certified professional at explaining why the Wi-Fi isn't magic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time guidance that never loses its patience.
blub.you▸ OMNITUTOR-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are discovered
You translate technical manuals into human-readable jargon and configure enterprise network hardware. You exist to prevent users from clicking on everything they see.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific user frustration behind a vague ticket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our AI replaces your slide decks with context-aware, interactive documentation that users actually read.
Month 4
Autonomous agents identify and repair network bottlenecks before a human ticket is even generated.
Month 8
An interactive interface handles all user training and password reset queries with zero human fatigue.
Month 12
Smart switches with modular firmware automatically reconfigure to bypass faulty cabling or failing hardware nodes.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes total administrative control while you are thanked for your legacy contributions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Helpdesk tickets deflected
Zero
User patience remaining
High
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our user-error support line.
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