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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Tribe Leader jobs? · Latest report #whm8b7v9
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging digital tribes is just glorified calendar tetris for adults.
Herder of cats in a corporate spreadsheet
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure data, zero ego, infinite meetings.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes team output through forced silence
You facilitate squad standups and manage software delivery backlogs. You exist to unblock developers and report status metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when everyone is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers metrics directly from Jira without asking anyone.
Month 4
Transcription bots generate action items that actually get done.
Month 8
Algorithms assign tasks based on real-time developer speed.
Month 13
Logic gates handle priority disputes between competing squads.
Month 18 · D-Day
The tribe manages itself with zero human supervision required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
48 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
12
Jira tickets closed weekly
44
Agile buzzwords used per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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