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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging physical office hardware while everyone else works from home remotely.
Professional cord wrangler and office ghost hunter.
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The office hardware cloud agent.
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reconfigures seating plans based on heart rates
You track broken monitors, manage desk reservations, and coordinate office moves for people who never arrive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle the nightmare of cables under the conference room table.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags track every mouse and monitor automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms dictate who sits where based on heat maps.
Month 8
Printers order their own parts without human intervention.
Month 13
Small bots deliver hardware directly to employee desks.
Month 18 · D-Day
The central AI closes the ticket on your employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 units
Lost dongles per month
12 percent
Average desk occupancy
99 percent
Tickets closed for cables
Your severance
One free standing desk and a box of adapters.
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