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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a fancy way of counting e-waste piles.
Professional traveler, clipboard enthusiast, electronic landfill expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying e-waste without the plane tickets.
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tags inventory with computer vision precision
You physically count legacy hardware at recycling plants and verify disposal compliance. The planet prefers machines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which rusted motherboard is worth saving during a site visit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors replace manual count sheets for all inventory.
Month 6
Automated drones scan site piles to verify stock volumes.
Month 12
Live sensors stream destruction data directly to head office.
Month 16
Local cameras replace the need for physical auditor presence.
Year 2 · D-Day
The audit software fully retires the human site visitor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
40,000 miles
Annual mileage
12 percent
Human error rate
too many
Items lost in audit
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote beach.
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