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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour screwdriver is just a fancy accessory for the digital landfill.
Professional server-stripper and master of stripped screws.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining corporate waste with surgical precision.
oof.youAI▸ DECOMM-PRO 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests rare earth metals automatically
You wipe hard drives and dismantle server racks for parts. Machines do this much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wrestle a seized rack rail when the bolt is rusted shut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripted protocols wipe disks without needing a human to click start.
Month 6
Vision sensors identify and separate components faster than your eyes can.
Month 12
Custom arms reach into tight chassis to extract high-value parts.
Month 18
Conveyors move waste to recycling bins without you touching a thing.
Year 2 · D-Day
The facility runs 24/7 while you move to a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Drives wiped hourly
0.0%
Screw stripping rate
Zero kg
Weight of e-waste handled
Your severance
A vintage mechanical keyboard and a sense of pride.
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