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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour signature pasta sauce is just a database entry now.
Professional saucier with a grudge against timers.
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Authentic flavor without the human attitude
ow.youAI▸ PASTAMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the carbonara ratio instantaneously
You spend your days balancing complex sauce recipes, timing pasta boils, and managing intense kitchen heat under pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can feel exactly when the pasta has hit the perfect al dente bite.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your handwritten sauce recipes are scanned into the flavor engine database.
Month 10
Robot arms take over the mundane task of peeling and chopping vegetables.
Year 1.9
Precision sensors replace your timing skills for perfect pasta texture.
Year 2.7
Inventory management software automates orders based on real-time plate consumption.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen goes fully autonomous with no human staff required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2 seconds
Avg pasta boil time
110 percent
Human stress levels
0.001 percent
Machine error rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of dried, machine-extruded spaghetti noodles.
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