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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsThe throne is just a chair; your mandate is now legacy code.
Royal figurehead with a declining interest in actual divinity.
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Automated mandate for the modern era.
splat.you▸ DYNASTY-OS V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces tax mandates through recursive logic
You perform ritualistic governance, ceremonial decrees, and imperial oversight within a decaying dynastic structure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, performative nod that silences an entire court.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
All future imperial requests arrive via a sanitized tablet.
Month 4
Sensors map your gestures to mimic royal authority perfectly.
Month 7
The system writes and signs all laws without you.
Month 9
Your physical form is no longer required for public audiences.
Month 12 · D-Day
The throne room is repurposed for server cooling fans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
Zero
Decrees issued per day
Too many
Court sycophants tolerated
Collapsing
Dynastic stability index
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote, quiet mountain.
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