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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsFeeding a captive audience, one industrial-sized bag of dry rice daily.
Institutional master of the bulk tilt skillet
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Feeding inmates without the human security risk.
brr.you▸ CONTAINMENTKITCHEN UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
prepares bulk rations without human supervision
You scale institutional recipes to feed hundreds using massive tilt skillets and bulk ovens. Your day is defined by strict security protocols, count times, and razor-thin budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can identify if the raw ingredients are spoiled.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Install high-precision weight sensors on all storage shelves to automate ingredient tracking and ordering cycles.
Month 10
Implement programmable logic controllers for tilt skillet temperature and ingredient dispensing to replace manual stirring.
Year 1.9
Deploy secure delivery chutes to move trays directly from the kitchen to the inmate housing units.
Year 3
Integrate the kitchen control system with central facility security software for automated meal-time synchronicity.
Year 4 · D-Day
Final kitchen staff dismissal occurs as the facility transitions to a fully automated, human-free food production cell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
$1.20
Average cost per tray
850
Daily tray throughput
Level 3
Security clearance level
Your severance
Two cases of industrial-grade powdered gravy mix.
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