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Will AI replace Jamón Leg Cutter jobs? · Latest report #6yh754bh
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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour knife skills are just a delay in the supply chain.
Artisan knife-wielder with a high risk of tendonitis.
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Perfect translucent slices without the blade fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ IBÉRICO-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans bone density for perfect slice thickness
You slice thin, translucent pieces of cured ham from a bone-in leg. The work requires precision and constant vigilance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively adjust your pressure when you feel a hidden knot in the bone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the leg topography to identify optimal bone pathways.
Month 7
Vision-guided blades follow the mapped structure to initiate perfect slices.
Month 16
Feedback loops adjust knife force to avoid bone-in obstructions.
Year 2.1
The jamonero mount automatically flips and rotates the ham leg.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final slice, leaving you officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14 percent
Slices lost to error
Daily
Blade sharpening frequency
4 kilograms
Average yield per leg
Your severance
A blunt ham knife and a thank you card.
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