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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Janitorial Custodian jobs? · Latest report #axmrcz54
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsCleaning up society's worst decisions is a job for a machine.
Custodian of the dark, mop-wielding truth seeker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitizing the shadows without judgment.
help!youAI▸ BIOSWEEP V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes biohazards before the smell settles
You scrub sticky floors and dispose of unspeakable biohazards in dark rooms. Your mop bucket is the true protagonist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look away when something truly horrific is found.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify the grossest spots before you walk in.
Month 13
Robotic sprayers sanitize entire rows without human input.
Year 2.2
High-pressure bots blast floors until they reflect light.
Year 3.3
Wall-mounted suction ports clear debris instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The janitor is locked out by the new sanitation system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
47
Hazmat encounters daily
near zero
Average blink rate
maximum
Floor stickiness index
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-strength bleach.
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