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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour manufactured personality is being out-performed by a GPU.
Professional dream merchant and master of the choreographed wave.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect energy, zero scandal, infinite smiles.
split.youAI▸ IDOLCORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human emotional range via lighting
Performing choreographed routines, attending handshake events, and maintaining a parasocial image for endless public consumption.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, spontaneous mistake during a high-stakes live show.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity motion capture models replace background dance support.
Month 7
Voice models mimic your specific timbre for all promotional recordings.
Month 16
Interactive chatbots handle fan messaging with perfect emotional calibration.
Year 2.2
Holographic projection tech removes the need for physical touring.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The agency cancels your contract in favor of permanent server hosting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.0001%
Scandal probability
24/7
Fan engagement
0
Calorie intake
Your severance
One lifetime supply of complimentary digital fan mail.
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