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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Java boilerplate is just a glorified assembly line for debt.
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refactors entire monoliths while you sleep
You write Java microservices to move money and maintain complex API endpoints for banking apps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy system crashed at 3 a.m. on Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin drafting your PRs by reading your existing patterns.
Month 4
Machine learning agents take over management of your messy YAML files.
Month 8
Self-writing logic replaces your manual service layer development entirely.
Month 13
Automated systems patch memory leaks before you wake up to see them.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server room is fully automated and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14
Average NullPointerExceptions per week
8
Hours spent in standups
62%
Percentage of code that is imports
Your severance
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