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April 20, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving mountains of legacy code until the mountain finally fires you.
Senior Java architect, mostly fighting circular dependencies in Spring.
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Automated banking logic for the end of history.
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You spend days navigating massive, ancient codebases and writing complex banking transactions to please rigid corporate auditors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment caught fire on a holiday weekend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your codebase to document every hidden function.
Month 4
Automated tools start rewriting your brittle Java into modular blocks.
Month 8
Autonomous testing suites replace your manual verification of banking logic.
Month 13
Validation bots satisfy internal security rules faster than any human.
Month 18 · D-Day
The legacy codebase is archived and you are cordially decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
98 percent
Legacy tech debt
14 days
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12 weekly
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One free subscription to a deprecated JDK version.
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