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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Java boilerplate is just a long-winded way to ask for replacement.
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You can still explain why the legacy build broke at 3am without crying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your IDE starts writing half your functions before you even finish.
Month 4
Bots start rejecting your pull requests for minor style infractions.
Month 7
Autonomous agents rewrite your legacy Java monolith into microservices.
Month 11
The deployment pipeline clears all tests without a human present.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your corporate credentials expire as the software maintains itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2
Average build failures daily
68 percent
Time spent in meetings
1.2 million
Semicolons typed per year
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